Quick, on a scale of 1 to 10 who would you rate higher, Heidi Klum, or Seina Miller?
Trick question, it doesn’t matter. In the grand scheme of things the difference between a 9 and a 10, is minimal, and further more, I would argue that the difference between a 5 and a 10 is just as inconsequential. At the end of the night, when time is running out, only one thing matters. Would you take her home? This question only has two possible answers, yes, or no. Why then do we decide to torment ourselves with a scale that has ten possible options?
I would like to introduce everyone to a scale that reflects more clearly the approach that I have found myself taking for the past few months. I call it the Binary Scale. It is my belief that this scale more accurately reflects the values that I am looking for during a night out on the town. With the Binary Scale there is no debating the difference between a one and a ten, there are simply two options available. The girl in question is either a one, yes I would take her home, or a zero, no way in hell.
This settles many dilemmas that gentlemen face at bars. If I were to approach a friend at Stalking Horse and ask him what he thinks about a particular female I might be interested in, and he responds that she is a seven what does that mean to me? How am I supposed to know what he is taking into consideration there? However, if my friend says without hesitation, “one” I know that it would be perfectly fine to go ahead with the conquest.
I have run this new scale by some of the girls that I consistently hang out with and they had mentioned that it was far too crude and hurtful to be used. Their theory was that if someone was a zero it could crush their spirits. Yet this statement in my opinion was just uneducated. It is a scientific fact that all men would do about 75% of the female population. That being said most of the girls that I see out I would say were ones, the zeros that I do see, I try not to associate with. Keeping that in mind, do you think a girl would rather be told that she was a five on a good day, or a one almost everyday? Exactly! While a small percentage of girls may be offended with this scale I think that it helps out the vast majority of both guys and girls achieve their ultimate weekend goals.
So to the gentlemen out there, and even the ladies, I urge you to abandon the outdated ten point scale and migrate to the more efficient Binary Scale. In the end it will only help you out
– Contributor MP