ESPN gives in to the mighty Boh’s and O’s!

In recognition of my previous blog post, ESPN has moved the Ravens up to #1 in their new power rankings. In email correspondence, the network apologized to me for their error:

Dear Hampsterdam,

We apologize for our moronic power rankings from last week. We fully deserved the embarrassment that came from being absolutely lit up on your blog and have subsequently fired all Boston, New York, and Pittsburgh fans from our staff since they are bandwagon losers. We are also renaming ESPNboston.com to ESPNbaltimore.com to reflect the superiority of your fans. Please let us know if you would like us to fire Stewart Scott, since he also sucks.

Best Wishes,

ESPN

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One response to “ESPN gives in to the mighty Boh’s and O’s!

  1. I would actually prefer if ESPN did not make a Baltimore site unless it is independently run by Scott van Pelt.

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